Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, “words, words, words,” is here: itunes.apple.com music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I’m Santa Claus, I’m the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa’s only s’pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife’s gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says “hey whatsup?” i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat “big pussy!” i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp….. hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap…..crackle and pop
Video Rating: 4 / 5

11/18/08 5 Finger Death Punch plays at Best Buy Tempe, Az
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@delgane231 because Bo is actually talented
Soo… How come everyone the flip ELSE that started on YouTube gets flippin’ hated on… Yet this guy gets tons of likes and crap. JB.. Everyone hates him. Cause he started on YouTube. Rebecca black… Also hate from YouTube. What in the HELL?!
I remember when this was good quality when it first came out.. I feel old now..
like if u juts got ur first pube haha
Lol!!!
grooooowing tired of this shit
Santa’s not fictional though……….
i died laughn
this is funnny shit
Bo you should use ur irish voice more….its hot
You’re a cutie c:
Tony already eat my parents
Tony already eat my parents UU
Tony already eat my parents UU
Love you Patrick! <3
Aww poor Patrick.
guitar up ass
Hey hi. Yeah hi. Hi. Hey Hi. Yeah hi
THE VOICES… amazing
))
haah so fuckin funneh
this was on my b day
*santas
that sants only supposed to come once a year…….. bitch.
His music is great, but he needs a new potato to film his videos…
@emmiedear Like 4 years ago when I first heard this song, I asked my mom for peeps covered in coke. I was young, I thought Bo was talking about the soda.
@taternater657 Same here. I know only a few metal heads at my school. Everyone else listens to rap, pop, hip hop, etc. My parents (who were raised catholic) hate me because of my choice of music. They made me choose between religion (which I just kinda pretended to have to try and get them to like me- didn’t work), or my music. I choose something I could relate to- metal/ rock music. So now the only love I really get is from the music I listen to.
the Drummer is having a hard time !
@taternater657 i grew up in a predominantly non white community and im still a rocker through and through. its in your blood man but hey dont b such a hater lol
@Yourcountryman85 hahahahahahaha good one
just imagine what this would sound like with like 10 more bass guitars
@dani92396 did that ever need to be proven
@RoadintoZion fuck yea homeboy i listen to all kinds of shit, infact i believe i was listenin to flyleaf 10 min ago… thats way the fuck different than this. now watch me listen to some tech n9ne and sleep in my bed
thank tou for having good sound quality, urs is the only one thats not crackling lol
@taternater657 niger shit? whats that, and by the way, its ok to like all music, i like 5FDP but i also like classic rock and hip hop. go ahead go to sleep on that floor? lol this guy
fast strumming doesnt automaticly make a solo “better”
just because pop singers need auto tune to sound shitty still dosent mean heavy bands dont need to be heavy to still fucking rock!
@taternater657 So, u get discrimnated, then you call rap Nigger* shit? Lmao. Way to go hypocrite.
this singer rly impresses me. There aren’t that many singers that can truly sound better live than on their album.
they having a best buy tour? oh please come to my local best buy anytime!!!
@taternater657 Look at u tryin to be a badass. Nice try little man.
@taternater657 fuck rap m/
@taternater657 soorrry man im black and i jam but before u make a black joke learn how to spell NIGGER
i have a feeling, Ivan wanted to stand up and just scream the song, like normal :]
@MrMusikman24 i love it because it sounds awesome no matter what
this just proves tht they are really goood by sittin in best buy jammin on acoutic and soundin bad asss w/ reg mikeks and no loud as amps!
damn what a beautiful voice im in love,i love you guys rock on
@Claymordolawl ya bro
@0The0Beast0 Sitting back smoking, going like.. “Damn I miss my drums..”
i wonder what jeremy was doing during this
@MrMusikman24 So you’re saying that if a pop artist called them self “metal” they would actually be metal? No son, you are an Idiot and this is not metal at all, not even close.